A smart, witty, acerbic, sometimes-sentimental, and somewhat misanthropic YET lovable (and huggable) 20-something girl who observes the world around her.

meghantonjes:

im-onlysleeping:

i am dead i am a corpse an actual typing’ corpse

i need it. i wants.

meghantonjes:

im-onlysleeping:

i am dead i am a corpse an actual typing’ corpse

i need it. i wants.

(Source: missavhj)

People don’t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.

—Chuck Palahniuk

True

lolfactory:

if you can’t spot the crazy person on the bus, it’s you.

Truth

Truth

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: boohoolindalieu)

motivationalchallenge:

I know that 2lb., 4-cheese slices, and chili burger looks BOMBTASTICAL, but it’s not worth it. Eyes on the prize, my friend.
On. The. Prize.


Yeah, gotta remember this.

motivationalchallenge:

I know that 2lb., 4-cheese slices, and chili burger looks BOMBTASTICAL, but it’s not worth it. Eyes on the prize, my friend.

On. The. Prize.

Yeah, gotta remember this.

(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular)

theclearlydope:

If those fish go for the warp zone, they die.
bunnyfood:

(via robotindisguise:Mario Bros Fishtank)


So Cool!

theclearlydope:

If those fish go for the warp zone, they die.

bunnyfood:

(via robotindisguise:Mario Bros Fishtank)

So Cool!